February 8, 2012

:)

 
January 30, 2012
Best news story in the history of news.
 
January 29, 2012
How fucking irritating is this?
 

Kills me every single damn time. 

 
January 27, 2012

Do you think…

Jesus gave piggy back rides?? Or gave dead legs?

 
 
Not shopped, Jon Stewart rules.

Not shopped, Jon Stewart rules.

 

This is fantastic.

 
January 25, 2012

It’s satisfying seeing, or hearing, a douche get smoked by a baseball bat.

 

Welp

So to add to my already completely heterosexual day of tanning and cooking.  My mom made me go to the store to buy her candles. They had to be fruity ones! I’m throwing in the towel, any hot hunks of man wanna get together, watch Nights of Rodanthe, and snuggle the night away? I have candles. and dinner.

 
Why would you put your face in front of a cannon?